Category Archives: All the Fishy Things

sorry I haven’t written anything for the past month or two. My cow’s been too busy to blog anything. Our router at home has also been fried cos I tried to swallow it (I didn’t! cow’s just putting the blame on me again. I’m innocent, I swear!). Hope I was missed during my absence. Heh heh.

My cow went diving today and came back delightfully salty again! (yay!) I try to sneak up behind her to take a lick but she’s pretty quick to retract her limbs, squealing, “yuck! licking is gross!!!” Think those JRTs of Z’s have given licking such a bad name. She also mentioned that CH has been asking about me (howdy! CH!)… That’s very sweet. I’m doing very fine thank you. I’ve been just doing the usually catty things and trying to stay mostly out of mischief as cow and the rest of the family have been going through a rough time lately. Apparently the cow’s grandma (this is the real grandma, not the nice friendly one I talked about the last time. This one I’ve not met before and according to cow, she might eat me up if she saw me… so I’ve been rather terrified of meeting her) is in the hospital. They’ve all been in and out of the hospital and doesn’t seem to be like they’re getting much rest. So I just try to be good and not mess things up much at home, since I’m basically running the entire joint these days.

Ok that’s about it for now… Cow looks very tired so I’ll spare her so she can take a bath and get some rest. Tata everybody, until we meet again!

OK. Cow has officially gone berserk with the theme changing again.

Whatever. So anyway, I went to see the cow’s grandmother the other day. Cow and her giant friend brought me over in the car and carried me to the house. I would have rather preferred it if they had brought a nice warm box for me to sit in instead of holding me in their arms. But I think I squirmed enough to ensure that they will bring my carrier along the next time.

Grandmother lived in a flat somewhere in Ang Mo Kio and we had to take the lift. I hate lifts! The first time I saw the doors opening at cow’s place I had such a fright - I thought it was the mouth of a giant cat-eating monster. I realise alot of cats can fit into one lift. The opening and closing doors still give me the creeps these days. *shudder*

When we reached the place, we were greeted at the door by grandmother’s friends/landlords, whom she and Aunty Helen are staying with. They didn’t seem very nice nor pleased to see me so cow just hurried towards the room after giving them some peace offerings of papayas (yucks! fruits! monkey will like).

When we reached grandmother’s room, I was greeting by the most friendly happy face in the whole wide world! I’d never seen anybody so happy to see me before that I was stunned. I didn’t quite know what to do. So this was grandmother. Cow often tells me about grandmother and how she is such a kind and loving woman who had 11 cats, 1 dog and a menagerie of hamsters in her house. Grandmother sat there with open arms and with a twinkle in her eyes that made me blush. I suddenly felt very shy. When cow put me in grandmother’s lap, I was a bit awestruck and just lay there. It’s sort of like meeting cat-royalty. You just know they are royalty even though they’re dressed in pyjamas and sitting in a wheelchair.

They just let me walk around the room and check out all the hidey-places while they chit chatted about cats and dogs and all things furry. Grandmother later showed me photos of her previous cats. There was this one called Baby who had only 3 legs and was ostracised by all the other cats. Grandmother reckoned the other cats were just bullies, they probably were. Baby looked like a nice cat who was loving and loyal to Grandmother. Her story was a sad one. When she was young, she was bullied and had things tied to her tail until it dropped off. Then she got into a car accident and had to have one of her legs amputated. Some kind person paid for the operation and then send her to grandmother’s place. Grandmother then cared for her and kept her in her own room since the other cats were bullying her.

Eventually, Grandmother had to move out of her previous place because her daughter passed away and her son-in-law was a heartless cad and made her move out. All the cats got sent to an animal shelter owned by a family friend (please donate or volunteer your time to Animal Lovers’ League) and one by one passed away because they were too used to the pampered life and couldn’t take the hardships, Baby included. I think we would have gotten along. I can totally understand the feeling of being taken off the streets and brought into a home where you have food, a soft warm place to sleep and a cow to care for you. I love my cow. :)

When it was time to leave, I wanted to stay longer. But my silly cow hadn’t put enough parking coupons or something like that and we really had to go. I liked it there. It was a small room but it was full of love and warmth.

I’m actually quite excited by having this blog. Now people will really know what I get up to whenever there is no one in the house. Take for example today. I caught a fishbird. Nobody saw me catch it, but I did. He flew around the area with the shiny white floor and then the area with the brown floor and then came back. I chased him around and caught him but I decided to let him go again. Maybe he’ll come back and play with me again soon.

The cow seemed pretty upset though. She came home and saw that the bird pooped on the shiny white floor. She mumbled something about eating birds (EATING? yucks. I just like sinking my teeth into things. The cereal in my food bowl taste good to me. Not a raw bird). Then she cleaned the poop up. I felt a bit bad for her, cos it’s quite a menial job. But I don’t fancy getting my paws into that bird’s poop. Cats are clean animals you know.