Hello everybody, I am back out of sheer boredom. The cow has been sitting in one corner of her room quite alot lately, surrounded by lots and lots of paper. I tried eating one of the pieces of paper to provide some entertainment for her since she looks pretty frustrated, but she was not to be amused. Will save my paper-eating stunt for another day when she is a better mood.
I don’t know if she realises this, but her father is going to come back home today and her mum will be back tomorrow (aha! I know because they told me before they left!) and they are not going to be happy. The house is in a mess, she hasn’t done any housework for at least 3 days now. Sunday morning housework frenzy was totally non-existent and the cow remained in her dark corner (well, it’s not so dark cos she has a fluorescent light which she turns on sometimes) without mention of a bath (for me! what are you thinking! of course the cow showers at least once a day. well I’m not complaining about not getting a shower anyway).
Even my best ROFL trick didn’t work as well on her as it does on her parents. It usually makes the old folks go all goo-goo-ga-ga even on their grumpiest of days… but my cow… poor cow… is like a zombie these days. I curled up next to her last night cos it was a cold night, and she turned to hug me. I don’t quite fancy the hugs but I think it makes her happy that I let her hug me. yay. Now I shall just go back to my cat bed and watch her work in her corner.
