I thought she wanted to play! Well, she probably did want to play but maybe I’m too rough. I’m so sorry I hurt you my cow… I didn’t realise that your face would still be there when I took a swipe at it. Your reflexes are usually faster than that. Maybe we shouldn’t play this dangerous game anymore.

At first I thought she was just pretending to be injured when she started rolling on the bed, howling in pain. But when I saw all that blood I thought to myself, “uh-oh”. And my instinct was to run and hide. But then later I thought about it and decided to be a man (well, not really a human-man) and just say I’m sorry. Luckily my cow fell for my charms and went from, “you’re a very naughty cat!” to “Awww…. i know you’re sorry… it’s ok. Just don’t do it again ok? You see, my face bleed so much, very painful you know…”

She’s a bit naggy but at least now we’re cool.