I hurt my cowwww….

I thought she wanted to play! Well, she probably did want to play but maybe I’m too rough. I’m so sorry I hurt you my cow… I didn’t realise that your face would still be there when I took a swipe at it. Your reflexes are usually faster than that. Maybe we shouldn’t play this dangerous game anymore.

At first I thought she was just pretending to be injured when she started rolling on the bed, howling in pain. But when I saw all that blood I thought to myself, “uh-oh”. And my instinct was to run and hide. But then later I thought about it and decided to be a man (well, not really a human-man) and just say I’m sorry. Luckily my cow fell for my charms and went from, “you’re a very naughty cat!” to “Awww…. i know you’re sorry… it’s ok. Just don’t do it again ok? You see, my face bleed so much, very painful you know…”

She’s a bit naggy but at least now we’re cool.

what’s up!

People have been asking why I’ve not blogged for so long.. Ask my cow! She’s the one too busy to blog for me… She’s been exercising alot lately though I don’t see her losing any weight. Just 2 months ago, her giant friend literally had to drag her out of the house to run for a little bit. She used to be really grumpy about it and pulled long faces and did stupid things just to delay getting out of the house (e.g. pretend to be asleep).

Then just last week, she started getting seriously serious about her exercise. I personally think she’s being a bit obsessive now. She’s now the first one ready! Shocking! Then yesterday, in an even more shocking turn of events, she went running alone. Yah! ALONE! I thought she was having a fever or something but when I tried to feel her forehead she pushed me away saying “sweaty la! gross!”.

I think she’s getting a bit more muscular also though… I sank my teeth into her flesh a couple of times just to test this out. Then I heard her go running to her mother to complain that I had “gone mad”. Well someone’s gotta tell her if her exercise is working or not, right?