me? monster? nahhhh…..

Today the cow and her mum came home and headed straight for the desktop computer in the father’s room to look at photos of me! Me, being a very narcissistic cat, was overjoyed of course. They looked at this photo,

and went, “AWWwwwwww…. ” and then they looked this photo,

and went, “he was so cute and tiny last time….”. Then they looked at this photo,

and they went, “he looks so sweet when he’s asleep”. Then they both turned to me (I was exploring the window sill) and went, “WHY ARE YOU SUCH A MONSTER NOW?”

HEYyyyy….. what monster… I’m growing up to be a strong macho cat. I’m learning to protect them but even the best bodyguard’s gotta practice on something… They just don’t appreciate it when I sink my teeth into their flesh. I’m just showing them what I can do to an intruder!

Anyways, of course baby cat look cute la. All baby animals look cute what. EEf yoo don’t belieeeve me, check dees out

my cow didn’t come home!

I was in a panic on friday night. My cow didn’t come home! I should have guessed because earlier that day she was packing alot of stuff. Like sleeping bags, torches, clothes… I suspected she was going to run away from home. I said, “take me with yooooooo” but she said where she was going was not for me. And then she left.

Howww…. who am I going to snuggle with at night? Who is going to fling the mousey thing around for me to run and catch… who is going to bathe me.. oh. hmmmmmmmmm

When the cow’s parents got up on saturday morning, I tried to tell them that cow wasn’t home. I meowed and meowed but they didn’t seem to get it. Finally, after carrying me, and feeding me, cow’s father realised that I was complaining that cow wasn’t home. He and cow’s mother just laughed it off. How come they are not worried that their daughter has run away from home?

**update: thankfully cow came back on saturday afternoon. She fell deep asleep and I snuggled up to her to make up for the lack of snuggles the night before. Hmmph.

I want to go toooo….

The cow’s giant friend is coming back from australia tomorrow and the stupid cow won’t let me go with her to the airport to fetch him! Hmmmmph. She says the ride will be long, blah blah blah and a whole lot of lame excuses. Give me a break. I’ve been for long rides before - we went to grandma’s house! (ab: upper thomson rd to ang mo kio is NOT a long ride) Yeah whatever. I’m going to insist the whale stay home with me tomorrow. It’s not fair that he gets to go everywhere while I’m cooped up in the house most of the time (ab: life isn’t fair). I want to go out and exploreeeee! I already know every nook and cranny of the house. Probably better than the cow’s entire family put together. I want to see the world (minus dogs)….

Mmm… tasty cream

My cow came home late today. I was about to start nagging her about coming home late and making me wait up for her when I noticed that there was a sweet smell emanating from her. It was all over her. I pounced on her while she was at the computer and licked her knees up and down. Yummy. I think she didn’t like it though.

Where did she go that she is so excited about? She was beaming from ear to ear and started pounding away at the computer the minute she got home. I don’t think she went to the same place as she did on friday night though. Today she smells sweet and sweaty. The other she smelled like smoke and alcohol (yucky). Maybe I’ll ask her later. But for now, I the bed looks soft and warm. I go sleep.

One reason why I don’t like dogs

Is this scary or what.