Archive for March 2007
me? monster? nahhhh…..
Posted by: applecow on: March 23, 2007
Today the cow and her mum came home and headed straight for the desktop computer in the father’s room to look at photos of me! Me, being a very narcissistic cat, was overjoyed of course. They looked at this photo,
and went, “AWWwwwwww…. ” and then they looked this photo,
and went, “he was so cute and [...]
my cow didn’t come home!
Posted by: applecow on: March 20, 2007
I was in a panic on friday night. My cow didn’t come home! I should have guessed because earlier that day she was packing alot of stuff. Like sleeping bags, torches, clothes… I suspected she was going to run away from home. I said, “take me with yooooooo” but she said where she was going [...]
I want to go toooo….
Posted by: applecow on: March 14, 2007
The cow’s giant friend is coming back from australia tomorrow and the stupid cow won’t let me go with her to the airport to fetch him! Hmmmmph. She says the ride will be long, blah blah blah and a whole lot of lame excuses. Give me a break. I’ve been for long rides before – [...]
Mmm… tasty cream
Posted by: applecow on: March 12, 2007
My cow came home late today. I was about to start nagging her about coming home late and making me wait up for her when I noticed that there was a sweet smell emanating from her. It was all over her. I pounced on her while she was at the computer and licked her knees [...]
One reason why I don’t like dogs
Posted by: applecow on: March 6, 2007
Is this scary or what.
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